So I've been thinking about this, which is kind of an excessive use of my time, but whatever... Anyway, what if life were like the video to "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette?
I'd fucking love it. I already talk to myself in my car, so I probably would look a little less crazy if there were three other me's in the car. Okay, so maybe people driving in the lane next to me would see myself and my three other doppelgangers and freak the fuck out, but at least I wouldn't be the crazy one. I mostly drive by myself... On the rare occasion, I'll be in a friend's car or I'll have one or two people in my car, but for the most part, it's just KJ, party of one. I'll admit, I do talk to myself a lot in the car... I'm guilty of that. Maybe I should have started out by saying that I sing loudly in the car, but it's too late now... yes, I fucking talk to myself in the car.
Okay, I think we've settled that I'm a little bit crazy, but fuck it, in conclusion, I think it would be fucking awesome to have three other people in my car at all times. My car is usually filled with my shit anyway, I bet it would be better to have three cool kids to talk to.
...Nevermind, I think I would piss myself off.
-KJ.
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